A#      B       B7      Baug    C#7     D#      E       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    |||O    O|||   
 |O||    ||OO    O|OO    |||O    |||O    ||||    |||O   
 O|||    |O||    |O||    |OO|    ||||    |OO|    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |O||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Em6     Emaj7   F#      F#7     G#      G#m     Gaug    
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    O|||    |O|O    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||   
 |||O    |||O    ||O|    ||O|    ||||    |||O    |||O   
 ||||    |O||    O|||    O|||    |O|O    |O||    |OO|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |O|O    ||O|    ||O|    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
B | Baug
B | Baug
B | Baug
B | Baug


[verse]
B                            E             F#
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
B                           E            F#
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
B                         E              F#
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
B                           E       F#
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       G#m/D#           Gaug/D#          B/D#                 C#7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           F#        F#/G#    F#7/A#
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      B              Baug             G#m/B
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            B7           Emaj7              G#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C#7                    F#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      E              Em6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
B | Baug
B | Baug


[verse]
B                          E           F#
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
B                         E           F#
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
B                            E                   F#
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
B                         E        F#
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        G#m/D#              Gaug/D#       B/D#          C#7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          F#        F#/G#    F#7/A#
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      B              Baug             G#m/B
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            B7           Emaj7              G#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C#7                    F#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      E              Em6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
B Gaug E F#
G#m C#7 E F#
E F#

B | Baug
B | Baug


[verse]
B                                E                F#
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
B                               E        F#
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
B                       E              F#
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
B                               E               F#
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         G#m/D#             Gaug/D#              B/D#             C#7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           F#       F#/G#    F#7/A#
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      B              Baug             G#m/B
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            B7           Emaj7              G#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C#7                    F#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      E              Em6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.